On ne se mentira jamais !

A little boy won't go to the bathroom, which leads to all sorts of complications for his parents and their friends.

In this witty monologue, Quentin Crisp advises and opines about personal style (with a few digressions).

Bill Snibson, a chancer from Lambeth Walk in South London, is informed that he has been discovered to be the long-lost heir to a title and castle...